Gold Diggers

**Whoops! It looks like the DJ has shut this party down. For those of you who've been drinking today, that means it's closed. But don't worry, we've still got your back. Troy Liquor Bar has opened in its place.** Spread out in a long, skinny, vaguely rectangular shape, Gold Diggers has a killer patio with a killer view of the groups of tourists on Fremont Street and the hordes of costumed characters who may or may not be your weird uncle Larry. You can also see the show on the canopy overhead. Inside they offer a long bar that occasionally has cute ladies dancing on it -- if you'd rather see that than Elmo getting in a fight with someone over not paying $1 for a photo. Gold Diggers isn't the largest club around, but it works to the benefit of the crowd. There's a good sized dance floor. And, in the more intimate space, you can have a conversation (although you might still have to raise your voice a little). Plus, did we mention that view from the patio? They've also got screens and DJs and all the other stuff you love in a club. They just have it all at the Golden Nugget where prices are nicer and the vibe is more old Vegas fabulous. You can also spend a lot of time making jokes about the club's name and confusing your coworkers with Kanye West references they don't understand. Do you get it? We've given up. We're just going to go to Gold Diggers and get a drink while you think about it.