Dick's Last Resort

If you take away one thing from your trip to Dick's Last Resort, it will probably be the feeling of a night well spent. If you take away two things from your trip to Dick's Last Resort, the other will probably be a giant, white, paper hat with something witty and/or almost vulgar and/or embarrassing scrawled across the front - a not-very-typical souvenir from a not-very-typical bar. At Dick's, you won't be coddled, or pandered to, or really even indulged with a whole lot of pleasantries. You might be insulted, you might not realize it and you might have your entire party laughing at your expense, but it'll totally be worth it. Basically, with a night at Dick's, you're signing up for some good food (definitely a step up from normal bar fare), ridiculous (in a good way) drinks and an experience. Dick's might not be the best place for your grandma (unless your grandma's pretty cool, in which case - come on down), but it is a good place for a low-effort night out (no dress code) or a great place to break up the monotony of the week and it's definitely a place to let loose. Just don't be a, you know, jerk about it.